Wednesday, May 13, 2009

LAUGHTER ALL THE WAY - JESUS SAVES INDEED !




I recently got inspired by God to start a laughter blog and all i do on the blog is write a short Godly message ( What message would i have been writing if not the gospel..good news!) and post a joke as i noticed that people these days do not see any cause to laugh as the economic situation has held their cheeks from laughing! lol..it is well because even God laughs..Psalm 2 - 4..Laughter is the best medicine anytime anyday! Laugh today no matter what the situation is.

I just had to share this...You will see why...Am still laughing and at the same time, i am sobered by the message here! I received it as a forwarded message from a dear friend..




This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while!

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with20attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with
heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work..

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES !

Jesus Saves indeed..from fears, evil, sickness, sorrows, lack and all that you need Him to save you from..He saves you from sin above all and get you saved as a child of God...Hallelujah!



NOTE : YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY LAUGHTER BLOG @ http://www.bridget-elesin-laughs.blogspot.com )

The picture here shows you should laugh no matter how dark or bad your situation is!

1 comment:

Danny BaGucci said...

LOL... Jesus Saves... True... Addinng your blog to my Gogle reader sharply.. Got here from Dabizniz's blog btw...